Friday, July 15, 2011

Lyrics to "Vincent D'Onofrio (You Make My Heart Race)

By Mandee Schwartz

OFFICIAL LYRICS:

We're glued to the couch every Satuday night.
I love to watch cops and drunk men fight.
I live to see police chase a killer on meth
and hear about how he strangled his dealer to death.

(sigh)

My goal in life is to nab a killer,
publicly expose him and end his thriller.
If I could end some punk's criminal schemes,
then we could finally meet the man of our dreams.

Chorus:
Vincent D'Onofrio, you make my heart race.
I'd do anything to help you solve a major case.
We'd roam the streets, stopping criminals in their tracks.
And at night we'd sit, drink red wine, and relax.

I'd earn my degree in criminal justice from Phoenix university.
Then Vincent and I would get down to some stuff that's really gritty.
We'd sort through evidence in a rundown motel, just the two of us alone.
We'd find a buzzsaw used to cut into a prostitute's jaw bone.

Maybe there's a girl who was beaten with a crowbar.
And then raped with it and left for dead in her car.
Vincent would straddle over her like I wish he was straddling me.
And he'd smell her hair and declare, "She died at half past three."

Chorus:
Vincent D'Onofrio, you make my heart race.
I'd do anything to help you solve a major case.
During the day we'd roam the streets, stopping criminals in their tracks.
And at night we'd sit, drink red wine, and relax.

(spoken)
When Vincent D'Onofrio is interrogating someone, he gets right in their face. Sometimes he'll lean over a table and force them to look him dead the eye. I love when he yells because you can see his perfect teeth. I mean, I don't think they're his real teeth because when he was in Full Metal Jacket and that movie with Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves where he's wearing a blue tuxedo, he doesn't have those teeth. But those pearly whites mixed with that flawless designer stubble. And holy shit those sideburns.

(singing again)
Holy shit those sideburns!
Holy shit those sideburns!

Chorus:
Vincent D'Onofrio, you make my heart race.
I'd do anything to help you solve a major case
We'd roam the streets, stopping criminals in their tracks.
And at night we'd sit, drink red wine, and relax.

Vincent D'Onofrio you make my heart race
(Riffed lyrics until blackout.)

Thanks Mandee S.





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5 comments:

havers said...

Thank you so much. It was so hard for me to follow the lyrics duruiing the video.

mauigirl said...

LOL! I love it! It needs to be our theme song.

val said...

He inspires so many people to so many good things.

krismiss said...

Thanks! I caught most of it on the video and thought it was hilarious, but I missed a few lines. I think that is pretty accurate account of how we all act at the sight - or mention - of Vincent. And, really, who can blame us?

T'Jara said...

Major LOL!

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List of films in production.

"In Dubious Battle" [2016]

"In Dubious Battle" [2016]
An activist gets caught up in the labor movement for farm workers in California during the 1930s. Vincent....Al Anderson

"TENN" [TBA]

A story about the early life of Tennessee Williams

Directed by James Franco
Vincent D'Onofrio, Jacob Loeb

"American Falls" - [TBA]

In a rural town in Southern Idaho, the Suzukis, a Japanese American family, run a small motel. One night they get a strange visitor who sports ‘city’ clothes who turns out to be the first African-American man that Toru Suzuki’s children have ever seen. Yoshiko takes it upon herself to solve the mystery about this man, especially when 2 police officers come knocking on their door.

Short film produced by Erika Hampson.
Vincent D'Onofrio as Detective Foster.

'Purgatory' [TBA]

'Purgatory' [TBA]
Tagline: In the Wild West a lot of blood was spilled... but it didn't go to waste. Vincent....Dallas Stoudenmire

"A Fall From Grace" [TBA]

Detective Michael Tabb knows the city of St. Louis inside and out. He has felt its true heart, as much as its dark underbelly: but he does not know who, in both the dark and light - is taking the lives of young girls.

Director: Jennifer Lynch
Producer/Writer ...Eric Wilkinson

Vincent D'Onofrio ....George Lawson (GRACE's father)
Tim Roth.......Detective Tabb

Filming in St Louis - TBA

"Supreme Ruler" [TBA]

A man campaigns to become the leader of the Buffalo lodge.

Vincent D'Onofrio as Hank Dory
Ron Livingston as Steve
Marcia Gay Harden as Nancy

"The Monster Next Door" [TBA]

"The Monster Next Door" - Comedy Horror

Executive Produced by Dennis Johnson, Melanie Mohlman Produced by Eric Wilkinson, David Michaels
Written by Jim Robbins
Directed by Jennifer Lynch

Cast: Vincent D'Onofrio, Bill Pullman, French Stewart, Bill Moseley

'Down & Dirty Pictures' - [in Production - Filming TBA]

'Down & Dirty Pictures' - [in Production - Filming TBA]
Vincent......Harvey Weinstein

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